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Funny Bones, 1959

By: Ardis E. Parshall - November 24, 2012

Motorist: “I ran over your cat and I want to replace him.”

Housewife: “Well, get busy. There’s a mouse in the cupboard.”

—oooOooo—

What is the best thing for hives?

Bees.

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—oooOooo—

Paul: Why didn’t you put a blue patch on your blue pants instead of a pink one?

Quincy: That isn’t a pink patch. That’s me!

—oooOooo—

Unez: How did you break your arm?

Vernon: Do you see those stairs over there?

Unez: Yes.

Vernon: Well, I didn’t.

—oooOooo—

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—oooOooo—

Why is it bad to write on an empty stomach?

Paper is better.

—oooOooo—

Ken: “I had the radio on last night.”

Larry: “Did it fit?”

Doctor: “How is the little boy who swallowed the half dollar?”

Nurse: “No change yet, doctor.”

—oooOooo—

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—oooOooo—

Mother: “Larry, be a good boy and say ‘ah’ for the doctor so he can get his finger out of your mouth.”

—oooOooo—

Little Dan getting ready for school: “Mother, I’ve finished washing. What shirt shall I put on?”

Mother: “Pick a short-sleeved one.”

Little Dan: “I can’t. I just washed for long sleeves.”

—oooOooo—

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3 Comments »

  1. Have I just missed the cartoons in earlier ones, or was this when they started being run?

    Comment by Julia — November 25, 2012 @ 1:12 am

  2. There have been occasional cartoons from the beginning, but not very often. None of the recent Funny Bones have included cartoons.

    Comment by Ardis E. Parshall — November 25, 2012 @ 2:52 am

  3. Still showing my “newbieness” ;-)

    Comment by Julia — November 26, 2012 @ 7:41 am

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