Comments on: Would a Woman Named Ardis Wear a Hooded Cloak?

By: kevinf

kevinf — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:32:21 +0000

I'm proud to be associated with a site that attracts searchers looking for "kevin folkman lds" and "zulu tribes naked women". Are we sure that Keepa wasn't used as a target in the "Bing copies Google Searches" sting?

By: Bookslinger

Bookslinger — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:58:01 +0000

Someone in Pakistan came to my blog after using Google’s Pakistan (.pk) web site.

The search words were: “bom making book in urdu”

And the link he clicked on was titled “how-to-quick-start-guide”.

By: Clark

Clark — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:38:18 +0000

Sorry, dude, my Kodak was out of film the day Moses came down from Sinai.

This line is a classic, or should I say, “a keepa”?

By: SilverRain

SilverRain — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:14:11 +0000

And now that I look at it, most of those who spend any length of time on my site from a search engine come looking for help with an abusive S.O. or searching for variations on “value of a woman”.

I think I need to find a new topic to post on. I never intended to become a flagship for abuse. It’s supposed to be about the gospel.

But reading the randomness that your blog is used for makes me feel a little better.

By: SilverRain

SilverRain — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:05:52 +0000

I love looking over the analytics, but I’m not sure whether to be pleased or worried that most searches seem to come to my site researching “self-hatred” and depression. I think those posts are my version of your marijuana post.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 07:29:35 +0000

“what is the nutritional information for mormon johnnycake?”

For whatever reason, that one really cracked me up. Although it wasn’t the only one!

I loved this, Ardis.

By: Bruce Crow

Bruce Crow — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 01:35:08 +0000

Every time you do this I have to go look at my stats. They’re never as fun as this though.

By: Ardis S.

Ardis S. — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 22:22:00 +0000

What a good question. Does our name evoke this image of a hooded cloak somehow? I could see it.

By: Alison

Alison — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:31:54 +0000

I suspect a mischievous Googler who knows Ardis looks at her stats…

By: Maurine Ward

Maurine Ward — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 05:38:33 +0000

I had fun reading this, but I still can’t figure out what the searcher was looking for with “would a woman named ardis wear a hooded cloak?”