Comments on: Guest Post: “A Suitable Program Was Rendered” http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/ Where our past is never very long ago Sat, 01 Aug 2015 20:38:25 +0000 hourly 1 By: Ardis E. Parshall http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40977 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 20:39:26 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40977 Steve, I think it was a coincidence. I think the real way to be overlooked for callings is to remain single. I was, of course, single when I gave my homecoming talk.

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By: Steve C. http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40973 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 20:30:41 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40973 Fun read. My homecoming was a brief talk in conference. No HC speaking tour either. I was invited to do a fireside for the YM/YW but after about three or four slides, they literally began to get up and walk out.

Ardis: Please, please, please let me know what you said in your 20 minute talk to get out of serious callings for 28 years!

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By: Maurine Ward http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40792 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 03:38:20 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40792 I would surely be intimidated by that kind of homecoming. But, maybe that was more common than we think and he just accepted it without giving it much thought.

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By: Researcher http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40699 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:03:53 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40699 Sounds like a fun time was had by all.

I am not familiar with the Odgen area and had to look up Plain City. Looks like a Mormon community! And Heber Nephi — what a perfect late-19th century Mormon name.

Thanks for the interesting post, Kevin!

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By: Ardis E. Parshall http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40671 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 19:12:30 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40671 Here’s a 1909 source (so it couldn’t be where your grandfather found it), that credits the poem to “an officer in the regular army, stationed at San Antonio, Texas” — seems if they know that much about him, they ought to be able to state a name!

(And it looks like Johnny Cash sang these words, more or less, in a number called “Mean as Hell.”)

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By: kevinf http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40664 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 18:43:38 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40664 I don’t know if Heber was intimidated or not, but he married within a couple of years, moved to Idaho and left Plain City behind for good.

His missionary diary is interesting, and not just for the accounts of the Galveston hurricane. He’s rather brief, to the point, and most daily entries are two or three sentences about miles traveled, where they stayed for the night, and the meetings they held. Every so often, he drops some interesting details, like going alligator hunting on a day off.

He also included a few poems, including this one about Texas in his journal. It’s certainly not written by him, but perhaps after the hurricane, malaria, bedbugs and mosquitoes, it probably represents how he felt about Texas overall. He certainly had great love for a number of families that he met or stayed with on multiple occasions.

Here is the poem. If anyone has seen it before, it would be interesting to know the author:

Hell in Texas

The devil in Texas, we’re told, was chained
And a thousand years he there remained
He never complained nor did he groan,
But determined to make a good hell of his own,
And the devil then said I’ve all that is needed,
To make a fine hell and then he proceeded,
He began to put thorns on all the trees,
And mix up the sand with millions of fleas.
He scattered triantulas along all the roads,
Put thorns on the cactus and horns on the toads,
He lengthened the horns of the Texican steer,
And put additions on each rabbit’s ear.
He put a little devil in the broncho’s steed,
And poisoned the feet of the centipeed,
The rattle snake bites you, the scorpion stings,
The mosquito often delights you with the buzz of his wings.
The sand burrs prevail and so do the ants,
And those who sit down need half soles on their pants,
The devil then said throughout all the land,
We’d manage to keep up Texas own band.
All would be mavericks unless they bore,
Washing of scratches, bites, and thorns by the score.
The heat in the summer, one hundred and ten,
Thought for the devil too warm for the men.
With all these the wild boar roams through the black chapperall,
So you see it is a suitable place for a hell,
Come to Texas all who wish to dwell,
Here with the devil in this kind of a hell.

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By: David Y. http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40660 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 18:26:41 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40660 I’m just glad all this wonderful hullabaloo wasn’t for me! Talk about grand expectations — Heber’s speech better have been gewd!

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By: J. Stapley http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40650 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 18:06:27 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40650 Wow. This is impressive.

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By: queuno http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40646 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:58:01 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40646 A sister missionary and I got home the same week and she got to speak first. She took 20 min and left me with 5 at the end.

I did get to speak for 10 min the next week at my brother’s farewell.

Then I was back to college, never to do the high council speaking tour. I never even reported to the HC…

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By: Ardis E. Parshall http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2011/01/06/guest-post-%e2%80%9ca-suitable-program-was-rendered%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-40634 Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:31:57 +0000 http://www.keepapitchinin.org/?p=10488#comment-40634 I don’t know how normal this was (could probably get an idea from some newspaper searching) — they certainly made it a full evening program, didn’t they?

I at least got to speak the standard 20 minutes or so, Paul. Nothing else on the program was geared to my homecoming, though. (But then I didn’t get any serious church callings again for 28 years, so clearly 20 minutes of me was TOO much!)

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