It’s a lazy holiday, so relax with the funny pages of The Improvement Era, 1950.

The absent-minded professor’s physician advised him to “look out for yourself.” so each day the professor went to the window at about four o’clock and looked out, because he usually came home about that time.

Definite

A young boy was asked by his neighbor whether he would like to go to the ball game. “go and ask your father, Bill,” said the neighbor. “Nope,” said Bill. “I’ll have to ask Mom. Dad says she wears the ‘can’ts’ in our family.”

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