Not long after President Hinckley died, Bill Maher was on Larry King. Maher was going on his usual rant about the Church, when he said something like “Wait a minute. Didn’t their leader – I think his name’s Hinckley – just die? Didn’t you have him on a couple of times?”

Larry King replied, “Yes I did. You would have liked him.”

Did you hear about the BYU coed who was at at party with liquor? Once she found out, she put on her clothes and went home.

jks, I remember when John Paul II was named Pope and how all of a sudden all the Polish (and other ethnic) jokes that were so popular disappeared almost overnight, and I thought we were making real progress. But we’ve really regressed from that point, haven’t we, when the more sacred something is, the more it seems to be targeted for cheap, not very clever “humor.”

Methinks Eric has been to scout camp … (grin)

I think it’s good when we can laugh at ourselves a bit.

A man went to his local bar every year on the same day and drank three shots of whiskey – one for himself and one as a representative of each of his brothers living far from home.

One day, he ordered two shots, explaining that one of his brothers had died during the previous year, so he could only drink for himself and his remaining brother.

A few years later, he only ordered one, so the bartender asked if his last brother had died. He replied:

“No, he is still alive, but I joined the Mormon Church last month – so I can’t drink for myself anymore.”